Pinterest experiments, deep philosophical musings, and hopefully not too much teenage angst.

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via candycanesandwhiskey)

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55 minutes ago

3rd grade

friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:what
friend:OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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1 hour ago
uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

(via uncoherent)

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1 hour ago

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via viennaiswaiting4u)

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13773
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5 hours ago